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Old 10-18-2008, 06:15 PM
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You are stuck in a cave with an angry grizzly bear, a mountain lion and a Colorado fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?

Shoot the Colorado fan….twice.
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What do you call 20 Colorado fans laying on the lawn?

Fertilizer.
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A University of Colorado football player walks into the doctors office and removes his hat to reveal a frog sitting on top of his head. The doctor asks, “What can I do for you?”

The frog replies, “Can you take this wart off my butt?”
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How do you get a Colorado cheerleader into your doom room?

Grease her hips and push.
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Why do Colorado football players put their diplomas on the dashboard?

So they can park in a handicapped spot.
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What is the most common phrase used by a former Colorado football player?

Would you like fries with that?
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How do you keep a Colorado football player out of your yard?

Put up a goalpost.
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What do you say to an Colorado football player dressed in a three piece suit?

Will the defendant please rise.
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What do you call an Colorado football player with a National Championship ring?

Thief.
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If three Colorado football players are in a car, who is driving?
The police officer.
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